i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.


Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"


and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

Shiny sylveon: my primary and secondary colors swap!

Shiny umbreon: My shiny is a fan favorite amongst the community

Shiny espeon:


they are doing things on the fallout 4 nexusmods page God doesnt even know about

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If music was a bair of boobs I would take the bra off

official boob post

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